We mark each day in December with a secular advent calendar. 31 days until GANTOB (the projekt) komes to a konklusion. Bravely, GANTOB (the person) has handed over kontrol to up to 31 kontributors (the aktual number will only be known towards the middle of the month).
Each of these intrepid explorers of the GANTOBverse will provide 400 words. In return they will be sent a kopy of the book of this blog (planned for publikation 23 January 2024). Each household can provide up to three blogs. You can still provide a kontribution, as long as you have an excuse for late submission.
The first kontributor is F’da F’da, a recent initiate to the world of GANTOB, The Benefaktor, Curt Finks, The Observer, Bronwyn Gosling, Little Grapefruit and the rest. Many thanks F’da F’da for providing your summary of events so far.
They say The Benefaktor moves in mysterious ways! Many surmise it’s just koincidental, whilst others say it’s karma and to some it’s just klaptrap. On the night of ‘The Krossing’ (23/11/23) he reached out via GANTOB to a lonely, despondent soul floating aimlessly in the metaverse. A konnektion was made, via Musk Media, with F’da F’da a KLF devotee obsessed with the number 23 (thanks to Spiral Tribe), MuMufikation and other associated paraphernalia.
Time of konnektion was approximately 23:23! Koincidence or karma? It didn’t matter, F’da’s mind went into overdrive, he lay on his bed tossing and turning, thoughts whirring around like a neural dervish. KLF, K2 Plant Hire, the K Foundation, 2023 What The Fuuk Is Going On? The JAMS, KLFRS, 2023 A Trilogy etc it all made some kind of sense to his disturbed mind.
Unable to sleep he went online and down the rabbit hole of digital konfusion trying to ascertain who The Benefaktor (aka ‘The Thin Man’) kould be? After hours of skrolling through pages and pages of mostly pointless leads and links the klosest he came was the Reverend Kurt Kokane, head honcho at ‘The Church of the Kaotic Kollective’. There was also the possibility that he was no more than a figment of GANTOB’s imagination!
It was while he was checking out one of the links that he came akross the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu ‘Burn The Shard’ event held on 23/11/2017… This led him to an audio re-enaktment by the KLFRS & Monomorte. The lyriks include the mention of a book arriving from out the blue that inkluded the words “Burn The Shard!”
Kould this be from the same book; Grapefruit Are Not The Only Bombs? It is klaimed there were only 23 kopies of this book printed and sent to various individuals around the planet, one of which was Vladimir Putin. It describes how he opened the book at a random page and read this written in Cyrillic:
Mankind Needs War
Without war civilisation would not have evolved
It is your duty to further the evolution of Mankind
Make war Now
A book within a book that was set in the future, (koincidently this year, 2023), but printed in 2017! Was The Benefaktor responsible for its printing, was the author prophetik, will the Benefaktor help F’da F’da realise his dreams of becoming a person of some rekognition???
Post kindly kontributed by F’da F’da
1 December 2023
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