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  • THE BIG STAPLER

    Jun 28th, 2026

    The new GANTOB booklet will be posted tonight. It has two stories called “Past, Present and Future Self”
    The £3 package includes:
    – A 28 page booklet
    – A signed and numbered 8″x12″ print of Outdoor Cat playing electric guitar (called Banned), by The GANTOB Artist in Correspondence
    – Handwritten green tea slips with an excerpt of the first draft of both stories
    – An A5 insert that I haven’t finished yet
    Get yours here

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  • FORTY YEARS

    Jun 15th, 2026

    Sometimes at GANTOB HQ we find ourselves drawing on the “teachings” of Bill Drummond. That can be dangerous, because it can pull us back into the challenges of finding a specific quote, particularly when Bill’s internet presence is frequently fleeting and his books and pamphlets can be difficult to source. Ideas land, dissipate with the wind and risk being forgotten, which is a pity. Sometimes I find myself drawing on the library of The (late) Benefaktor to try to reference an idea. Recently, however, I have relied on memory, which can be even more dangerous.

    I thought about Bill Drummond on Saturday into Sunday night, clutching desperately for tendrils of sleep while the neighbours had a World Cup party. The 02:00 kick off for Scotland versus Haiti (UK time) presumably boosted pubs and off sales, open well past anybody’s normal bedtime, but has had an as yet unknown impact on the wider economy. We even have a national Bank Holiday to mark Scotland’s participation in the world cup (announced before their first victory). That holiday is today, 15 June 2026. We will come back to the significance of that date later. It relates to Bill Drummond’s former band. Perhaps you already know the specific connection.

    My nocturnal ruminations over the weekend were sparked by a recent email from Gillian Finks’ husband Ali, asking whether I had come across any of his farming documentation in his wife’s archives. He had received unanticipated communication from the Rural Payments and Inspections Division (RPID) and could not put his hands on the paperwork he had printed out back in 2024. I flicked through the unpublished materials from the GANTOB papers – in my possession because of my work editing the magnum opus GANTOB’s 25 Paintings – but could find no official correspondence with mention of sheep tagging or movement of livestock. And so we need to rewind almost 3 years back to the most chaotic days of GANTOB.

    When I first entered the orbit of GANTOB, it was to the outer fringes of the inner sanctum. The electron to the nucleus is how The Benefaktor put it when we were first introduced, just as he was closing the door to “The Kino”, his study and playroom. Inside, Reverend Douglas Kanning (aka The Benefaktor) and Gillian Finks were plotting with The Foundation Doktor.

    Sitting in the dining room at the other end of the Georgian flat in Edinburgh’s New Town, Ali Finks and I were left to practise our small talk. Urs Kanning (Madame Benefaktor) sat with us initially, introducing topics of conversation and steering us through the stuttering dialogue, like the proverbial Minister’s wife. Eventually, however, even she ran out of steam, though I only realise that in retrospect. It looked quite the reverse at the time as she stood up, rearranged some cushions, scooped up snippings and pencils from the table, chucking them in a box labelled GANTOB A&C and bustled out, offering us hot drinks. The perennially busy bee. Ali and I were left in silence.

    I had been invited to join GANTOB as the Deputy General Director of the project. It was arranged through the friend of a friend. My interview – a formality apparently – had been rather like the start of a day on jury duty, establishing that I genuinely knew nothing of pop music from the end of the 1980s and early 1990s. Specifically, that I had no knowledge of The KLF or their subsequent antics, or more recently, the shadowy workings of The KLFRS. The only William Drummond I had heard of was the poet, but without knowing any of his poems.

    Successful in obtaining this unpaid role, I was placed on “admin duties plus”. “Managing, not leading” was how Urs had put it. Envelope stuffer in chief, miscellaneous catering duties, minute taker at the proliferation of GANTOB committee meetings at that time, toilet cleaner after The Benefaktor. (The machinations of GANTOB (the project) were opaque even a couple of months into this role, and rarely became any clearer until The Benefaktor and Gillian Finks made their respective exits August to October 2025 and I was left to arrange and edit their materials and, once “25 Paintings” was out of the way, forge my own path).

    A few minutes later Urs came back, armed with a tray loaded with a teapot, cup and saucer for Ali, a mug of coffee for me, a couple of ginger biscuits, a saucer for the tea cage and a small jug intended for water for whisky, repurposed for milk. After establishing that we had everything we needed, Urs enquired after Ali’s job and left without acknowledging his noncommittal response.

    Once Urs had closed the door behind her, Ali opened up. He clearly felt uncomfortable in the presence of our host (and later I came to realise he was probably terrified of her). She seemed in charge rather than her husband. Ali – lest we forget that he too was a Reverend at that point (and is once more at the time of writing) – explained that the church where he was Minister was being merged with several other churches in the Scottish Highlands, and he was almost certainly out of a job. It was all in the hands of the Presbytery. I was reminded of the ecclesiastical credentials of members of the GANTOB committee and felt rather sheepish about my agnostic ways.

    Ali was planning to use his modest savings to start a croft. His explanation veered from a detached dream state to a flat depression. A monologue that led to another uncomfortable silence. It was at this point that – for the first time after my interview – I asked about Bill Drummond. My internet searches had identified a lot of material but without much clarity. His band The KLF had disbanded decades earlier. A splinter group The KLFRS (a reenactment society) had been established from activities around an ice cream van in Liverpool in 2017 and – after initial enthusiasm – had required resuscitation more recently, with the GANTOB project surfing that later wave in August 2023. I read the long screeds of text on the KLFRS website from top to bottom. That period of The KLFRS was steered by The Tillerman, who jumped ship, replaced perhaps by The Otherman. How it all connected remained a mystery.

    Ali explained as follows: “Bill Drummond. And his connection to GANTOB. There’s a question. It reminds me of something I read recently about the Moravian Church. It would be an oversimplification to say that the Moravians were inspired by the teachings of Jan Hus who was martyred – burnt at the stake – in 1415. Hus was a reformer whose ideas were seen by some as heretical. His teaching gained posthumous traction in Bohemia and civil war followed. Forty years later Gregory the Patriarch and colleagues established the Bohemian Brethren, inspired by Hus. They were some of the earliest Protestants”.

    Ali continued, barely catching his breath. “All this was sixty years before the school book descriptions of events around the Protestant Reformation, which typically start when Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to a church door in Wittenberg, Germany, followed by dissemination of his ideas in pamphlets further afield. Forty years after that John Knox, Scottish firebrand, religious reformer and fellow pamphleteer played his part in revolution from the (now genteel) city of Perth, with ideas and revolt spreading to catalyse the Scottish Reformation and Scottish Presbyterianism.”

    I wondered where this was leading. The Benefaktor and Gillian Finks had told me specifically that there was no religious dimension to GANTOB. (And no Discordian connections, but that is a different matter altogether). It was all about writing, book drops, scribbles and other creative outlets. There was no rioting or destruction. The closest thing to conflict was the Battle of Perth in August 2023, as covered in the first GANTOB book, but that was about a race around charity shops rather than an all out fight. Ali kept talking: “The Moravian Church is still active in Pennsylvania, County Antrim and its biggest congregation is in Tanzania. The Church of Scotland is the largest of the Scottish Presbyterian churches”.

    Almost as if reading my mind, Ali changed track: “Now, the religious aspects of this are not relevant to GANTOB. But the structure and connections have clear parallels. Jan Hus, shaking things up in the years leading up to 1415, threatening the existing order, inspired a movement that took hold 40 years later (1457 to be precise). Bill Drummond, son of a Church of Scotland minister, but iconoclast and maverick to his core, decided to shake up the music industry, first in a folksy LP in 1986, but then more determinedly in the first JAMS LP (15 June 1987), which was quickly banned for its use of unauthorised samples. That act set the course of The KLF and everything that came after it. Bill and his partner-in-illegal-sampling Jimmy burnt the profits from their musical exploits and declared a 23 year moratorium on further joint activities. Bill bought a tower on the Antrim Coast, though completely unrelated to the Moravians. He wrote a lot of pamphlets which, though quite unlike those of Luther or Knox, did sometimes reference his Presbyterian upbringing, and frequently reference the number 40”.

    That, we agreed was coincidence, bearing no relationship to the gestation period between Jan Hus’ brutal death and the birth of Gregory the Patriarch’s religious group.

    Ali concluded: “If Bill is the Jan Hus figure whose ideas inspired the movement, then The KLFRS’s birth, gaining particular momentum in 2023, makes The Tillerman or The Otherman the equivalent of Gregory the Patriarch, and The KLFRS and its offshoots, like GANTOB and The K-Line, the lasting results, like the Moravian Church”. He fell silent, busying himself with pouring his tea, dunking his ginger biscuit in the tepid murky green liquid.

    It was all rather complicated and highfalutin. I took a verbatim record, and vowed to read up about it. I note, looking at the details that I have edited only slightly above, that the period between Hus’ death and Gregory’s birth of a new religious movement was 42 years not 40.

    Despite attempts by GANTOB (the project) to shake off the influence of Bill Drummond, we cannot say that we are entirely free. We have not followed his every diktat – for example his advice to repeat the ideas of the first GANTOB book every year. Like Bill, we do not like going over old ground. Bill has, I think, shared the writing he contributed to the second GANTOB book elsewhere, though I think that GANTOB’s 2023: A trilogy remains the only place where his piece is formally printed, and I am not sure that it is listed anywhere else on the internet at the moment. Nonetheless, the titles of the last two GANTOB books – GANTOB’s 25 Paintings and Who Killed GANTOB? – have clear connections with the works of Bill Drummond, though the contents are largely original. I sent Bill copies of both, but he has not acknowledged them. I do not know if that is due to lack of interest. There really is no direct or formal relationship between Bill Drummond and GANTOB. The art project that I now run – whatever version of GANTOB that is – is the product of ideas that have been mulling through the minds of various people for almost 40 years (and considerably less for me and, when he was still around, The Benefaktor).

    Nobody has the full picture of what has happened so far with GANTOB. Who knows what will happen next? I cannot speak for my predecessors, but the one common thread throughout – and one that is guiding my ideas currently appears to be the question: “What would Bill do?”. There are various interviews, articles, pamphlets and book chapters that explain Bill Drummond’s ideas. Some are contradictory. Perhaps that is part of the fun. There are some common threads however that one can draw from his body of work. One point I remember reading in one of his books/ blogs/ pamphlets is that art should pay its own way. It should not rely on grants or handouts. I am not sure that I agree with that. I have been to many excellent performances and exhibitions that would not have been possible without some external financial assistance. But I have also heard it said that people value things more if they have committed to them – stumped up the cash. They are more likely to attend in the first place, keep coming back and gain something from it, whether it is a cultural activity or an exercise class. A small sum is all that is required.

    So that is what we are going to try out for size, charging a small sum for each pamphlet. We will see if it takes us to the 40th anniversary of the 1987 JAMS LP – 15 June 2027. Perhaps even beyond.

    I have done the maths for the first 12 copies of The Actuary’s Dog pamphlet (GP001) that have already been posted, purchased over the past 2 weeks, £3 a piece, wherever you live in the world. I spent £20 on materials: card, envelopes, A5 plain white paper, labels, printer ink and postage, including one international order. I received payment of £37.74 for these 12 orders (some people chose to pay an amount above the £3.00 price tag, which was gratefully received). That gives GANTOB £17.74 profit for the first pamphlet. That makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. The pamphlets are, after all, just bits of card and words that I made up. If we do 12 pamphlets in a year that is an expensive way to recount a story. Dickens would have written considerably more for the money. But it seems like a fair deal from other comparisons – e.g. the price of a cup of coffee, or a bassoon reed.

    We are, however, going to improve the value for money to the customer, using up the profit accrued for pamphlet GP001 in the process over coming months. Each pamphlet is written in response to a painting received from the GANTOB Artist-in-Correspondence. From now on we will be including a 12″ by 8″ print of the painting (roughly equivalent to A4), on high quality photographic paper. It will be signed and numbered. The overall cost of the “pamphlet package” will remain £3, which will just about cover the cost of materials, packaging and postage. I have been able to arrange some discounts for bulk purchases. I hope to be able to shave some costs with future purchases (e.g. coloured card). Pamphlet GP002 (Past, Present and Future Self) will include the print for the first and second pamphlets.

    Here are the costings for the new set up:

    Piece of A4 card for pamphlet (bought in packs of 20, single colour) £0.25

    Ink for ink jet printer estimated per pamphlet as £0.09

    Full colour print (12″ by 8″) of original paintings £0.88

    A4 board backed envelope (bought in pack of 100): £0.28

    A4 UK second class stamp*: £1.55

    Total: £3.05

    * £3.80 (Europe) – £4.60 rest of world

    The maths will work for a period, depending on how many international orders there are. At some point in the medium term we may need to put up the price, but I will share the figures as we go along, and make the case. You can make up your own mind.

    Anyway, in this quiet and secular backwater of the KLF Reenactment Society, we remain inspired by our reading and conversations, learning how to create a sustainable movement, one pamphlet at a time. I would value your comments on this piece, and will amend it accordingly in the final version – a printed pamphlet that will be provided as a bonus item (on coloured paper rather than card to contain costs) with GP002. Order your copy (or copies+) of the “pamphlet package” here.

    Let’s make it to 40 years, building on the teachings of Bill Drummond. If you would like to share guidance on another piece of Drummond wisdom (good or bad) please post in the comments below, and we’ll see how that might influence the GANTOB project.

    MAUREEN KATZ, 15 June 2026

    PS the pamphlets that are being written during this new stage of GANTOB – so far, The Actuary’s Dog and Past, Present and Future Self – are not about Bill Drummond.

    PPS GANTOB very much enjoys Bill Drummond’s ongoing writing and other projects, including his Penkiln Burn LPs, books, films and pamphlets. That is, of course, a key difference from Jan Hus who did not survive long enough to see his impact.

    + Note – if you order more than one pamphlet at a time you will receive a refund for the additional postage.

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  • SCRAWL

    Jun 11th, 2026

    GANTOB pamphlets are planned with a pencil after announcing the title. Each purchase comes with the original copy of one of these scrawled notes. They are numbered, released in order of purchase. There will only ever be 20 copies of each pamphlet. The plan is to release one story per month. £3 each, anywhere in the world, proceeds reinvested in art materials. Order yours here.

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  • PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE SELF

    Jun 9th, 2026

    Past, Present and Future Self (GP002) will be a trifold card pamphlet, which will be written between 12 and 28 June 2026, based on notes on 20 green tea slips over the same period. The method was learned from Gillian Finks, but I use an ordinary HB pencil that I sharpen with a knife.

    The pamphlet title is inspired by a painting sent to me recently by the GANTOB artist in correspondence. The name of the story came to me tonight, when walking my elderly mother to the car in a torrential rainstorm, but it is an idea that has been brewing for several months. I have a sense – almost an aura – of the form of the story, without knowing what I will write or how it will end. The tea slips will guide me. The artist tells me that the painting is called Banned, but that is not relevant here. It is a re-enactment of a painting in the book GANTOB’s 25 Paintings.

    The pamphlet will be printed in an edition of 20, available for sale here. The price is £3. It will be sent with an insert and one of the numbered green tea slips with hand written notes. The envelope will have the purchaser’s name and address with a picture of an exploding grapefruit, as with early GANTOB mailings. I have only recently retrieved the GANTOB label template and acquired some sheets of labels. The £3 price tag covers costs, materials and postage, wherever you live in the world. The writing will not be available online.

    Banned, by the GANTOB artist in correspondence

    Maureen Katz, 9 June 2026

  • PARTNERSHIP

    Jun 7th, 2026

    GANTOB (the project) is working in a different way nowadays. For the last few months I have been sent photos and paintings from a new collaborator, with a bit of to and fro.

    This formulated into a plan last weekend. I will write a story inspired by a painting or photo I like, sent to me by this artist. This story will be handwritten on 20 green tea slips (including annotations and notes) then typed up into trifold pamphlet format on card, with 20 copies printed. These 20 pamphlets will be posted by snail mail and the text will not be available online.

    The first resulting pamphlet is now complete, ready for proof reading then printing and posting later today. They are available for £3 each, including P&P anywhere in the world. They come with a numbered hand written tea slip showing the workings. There are 9 copies left at the time of writing. Buy your copy here.

    The painting shown as background is unrelated to the pamphlet. It is one of the paintings I might use for a future pamphlet.

    Maureen Katz, 7 June 2026

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  • WORKINGS

    May 31st, 2026

    Each copy of The Actuary’s Dog pamphlet will come with a hand written numbered green tea slip with draft jottings.

    There will only be twenty copies of the pamphlet, printed on card, posted using Royal Mail, available here while stocks last.

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  • THE LETTERBOX

    May 29th, 2026

    Would you like a GANTOB pamphlet delivered to your door?

    Card, trifold, with a full colour picture on the front?

    Called The Actuary’s Dog?

    Inspired by an artwork sent to me today?

    For £3, wherever you live in the world?

    I don’t know why I’m asking you so many questions… of course you do!

    GANTOB is entering the real world, with a sustainable model now that The Benefaktor is no longer with us.

    Woof

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  • 8 DAYS A WEEK

    May 16th, 2026

    The last of the copies of GANTOB’s 25 Paintings have been posted today (except for the allocation for the remaining 5 legal deposit – British Library already has its copy).

    Meanwhile, Maureen has been spotting odd activity on the GANTOB Instagram and email account.


    Day 1

    Unfortunately Little Grapefruit didn’t manage to get through border control to the Big Apple, as part of agricultural checks. That little adventure is therefore declared over…

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  • SLIGHT RETURN

    May 9th, 2026

    It’s the day of the Hale Village Hall performance of Calm Down. The KLFRS are in Liverpool, or at least close by. A GANTOB rep has been ordered to attend by Maureen the current caretaker of the citrus themed archive. A grapefruit is to be taken to Hilbre Island this morning to feature in some photos, in preparation towards chapters in the book Little Grapefruit At Sea.

    It’s all on the Wirral Line
    Under the Mersey and past Birkenhead Park, the world’s first public park. Something to see on the way back from my trip to the sea [from a series of electronic postcards from a GANTOB rep]
    Meanwhile, Paul and Ringo have a new song out yesterday (Home to us), which I can listen to as the Metro surfaces on the other side of the Mersey. What a time to be in and around Liverpool! (photos from earlier today as I stomped through the drizzle past football fans in search of breakfast)

    Our GANTOB correspondent (a contributor to most of the GANTOB books, and a couple of Bill Drummond focused essays for gantob.blog) has posted these photos from the Hilbre Islands, a spot that he says is “one of the most beautiful places I have ever visited”.

    Google Lens has helped those of us holed up in Scotland identify the plants as follows:
    – sea thrift (Ameria maritima)
    – common bird’s-foot trefoil (Lotus corniculatus)
    – sea campion  (Silene maritima)

    The unadorned grapefruit needs no formal introduction. We did that in the text for Little Grapefruit At Sea. Speaking of which, we will post some of the other photos from the Hilbre Islands and environs for the artists in the GANTOB community to paint or otherwise illustrate, in the hope we can turn the text into a book, perhaps with an additional essay or new story.

    Grapefruit on a roll
    Back across the Mersey on this beauty
    On the road to Hale Village Hall
    The old dirt road to Hale
    Hale Village Hall. First attempt at this picture I almost lost the grapefruit down the canon…
  • 1234

    Apr 26th, 2026

    Due to various factors there are four versions of the book GANTOB’s 25 Paintings. True to the original band and Bill Drummond’s solo work this is quite standard for a KLF re-enactment.

    Number 1 – Proof copy: 5 copies in existence (one other copy having been thrown off the Manannan Ferry by The Benefaktor, October 2025, as detailed in the paperback Who Killed GANTOB?). A copy of the proof of GANTOB’s 25 Paintings will be included in the raffle at The KLFRS Calm Down event at Hale Village Hall on 9 May 2026.

    Number 2 – Original printing of the finished product. 10 copies, one of which has been submitted to the British Library. This edition does not have a bookmark ribbon.  There are some details (text, formatting, occasional image) corrected from the proof edition.

    Number 3 – An edition of 15, damaged in transit from printer. Issued with copies of The Broken Spine pamphlet, written to explain the situation. Ten of these books have been sent to contributors. Five of this consignment will be sent to the remaining copyright libraries in UK and Ireland once the request has been received. This whole edition has an orange bookmark ribbon. Otherwise these are identical to edition 2.

    Number 4 – An edition of 8, which the printer has committed to deliver in pristine condition. With orange bookmark ribbon. Again no changes to content. The copy shown here is solely for illustrative purposes. It is a copy of edition 3 masquerading as a copy of edition 4.

    That means that there will be 33 copies of the final version of GANTOB’s 25 Paintings, 6 in libraries, the rest in private collections. It is a work of deep appreciation, exploration and hypotheses. It is destined for cult status.

    There will be no further printing. There are still some copies of issue 4 that are as yet unallocated. These will be sent to people who have contributed writing or art to this or previous GANTOB projects.

    Have a look around the blog if you are interested. There is a menu bar. Click on the banner if you want to get back to the top.

    To add to the intrigue, there were 42 copies printed on the Isle of Man in October 2025, but these were burnt following the sabbatical activities of one Douglas Kanning (AKA The Benefaktor, RIP). Only one heavily water damaged copy exists, sold to a private collector by somebody with no connection to GANTOB. This issue has not been included in this accounting. It had the same ISBN and content as issues 2-4. That printer does not do orange ribbon bookmarks.

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