Thank you once again to F’da F’da for a kompelling answer to the krucial and universal (in these klimes at least) question 10. The letter K is most definitely present and korrekt for this anxiety provoking topik.
Parental advisory warnings firmly in place.
All hail Eris, the Goddess of Kaos,
Diskord & Konfusion!!!
All hail Diskordia!!!
So what the fuuk is addiktion, and does it differ from addiction??? I think, within the kontext of our present pamphlet publikations, I kan make a kase for it being a predilektion for the letter ‘K or k’!
GANTOB, the karakter, was certainly fond of its use. I for one soon found myself sliding into a ‘K / k’ addiktion quite readily, and before long I was falling down multiple ‘K-Holes’ in my endeavours to kreate a lasting and konstant path that kould lead us to the ‘Church of “K”‘(LF)…
Klearly this journey is as kontentious as it is kreative, and has needed kontinuous leaps of ‘faith’ in order to persevere in my search for ‘Kollektive Enlightenment!!!’. This is not just a kare-free probe, it’s more a dedikated research projekt into the kause of this K(LF) addiktion.
There kan be no doubting the KLFRS are deeply involved in the kontinuing intrigue surrounding the KLF. Their most recent ‘diskovery’ has been that of the ‘K-Line’, a mystikal ley-line from Trancentral in London to a manhole cover in Liverpool! Keeping the kaos alive and kicking, the KLFRS konstantly kause ripples in the Sea of Kreative Konsciousness!!!
Speaking as someone who definitely has an addiktive personality, the konstant drip, drip, drip feeding of all things ‘K’(LF) through a digital kannula keeps the kraving for knowledge at a kritical level… This kan kause konflict with friends & family when your konversations kontinuously return to the ‘Kause & Effekt’ of your addiktion to, and koncerns surrounding, the seismik revelations of the ‘K’(LF).
Someone in a previous pamphlet – Capt. Apophenia I think – once said; “In the world of Mu you’re never more than 23 feet away from a trilogy!”
This appears to be true as I presently find myself writing my third (and final?) offering for the GANTOB projekt. Will this kure my all-enkompassing thirst for more knowledge of the magnifique ‘K’(LF)? I doubt it, I thought I was klean after the shenanigans of 2017, but there’s always ‘that’ box at the back of the brain, waiting to be opened once again!!!
Six years later I received an overload of ‘K’(LF) activity via the digital kannula. The resulting synaptic transmissions activated the lid on ‘that box’, and my addiktion was triggered once again! I soon found myself falling down that now infamous ‘K’ Hole and tumbling headlong into the resultant kaos & konfusion… 2023; What The Fuuk Was Going On???
Before you know it, you’re making kontact with fellow addikts, seeking the path to ‘Kollective Enlightenment!!!’ returns with a vengeance, entwining you in its ever-embracing arms! New kreatures from the ‘Church of ‘K’(LF)’ seep into your consciousness, GANTOB, The Benefaktor, The Doktor, The Photographer, Capt. Apophenia, Urs, Little Grapefruit, Tillerman, Stephen Clarke 1980 and more besides.
Joining old friends like; Eris – The Goddess of Kaos, Diskord & Konfusion, Drummond & Kauty, The Diskordian Society, Howard the Porpoise, Freeman Hagbard Celine, Malaclypse the Younger & Tarantella Serpentine. They blend and become one massive intravenous digital hit of ‘Special K’(LF), taking the user to new heights of perception, known as ‘Total K-Vision!!!’
Once achieved, ‘Total K-Vision!!!’ gives you krystal-klear klarity, and this WILL lead to ‘Kollective Enlightenment!!!’ At this point there is NO turning back for the addikt…Not even an Intervention by ‘Special K’ Kounsellors will be able to kure them of their addiktion to all things ‘K’(LF).
By now ‘normality’ has become very, very blurred. I feel I have become more addikted than ever to the wonderful world of ‘K’(LF) and this should be giving me kause for koncern. But it isn’t! It may lead to the inevitable kar krash, but I kare not, for I am on a mission, a mission to bring the world ‘Kollective Enlightenment!!!’
I still feel in komplete kontrol of my mind, and konsider any komments that kriticise my treatise on “What Is Addiktion” to be kounter produktive to the overall projekt! The projekt is always more important than the person(or is that the other way round?). The projekt must not fail, the projekt will save you, the projekt WILL save humanity…
So, in closing, do you konsider this pamphlet to be the astute observations of a kharismatik and kultured individual, or the inkoherent diatribe of an insane psykhopath? Does it actually answer the original question, or konfirm nothing? That is for YOU to decide, should this ever pass the kommunications department at GANTOB HQ and become available.
FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD!!!
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FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD!!!
FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD!!!
FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD!!!
F’DA F’DA 11 June 2024
Number 47 of #52Pamphlets
An answer to question 10
We are approaching the deadline for the third book (23:23 on 30 June 2024). To earn a copy you will need to answer one of the 23 Questions and/or make a written or artistic contribution to the 52 Pamphlets. There is still time and we may need to go beyond 52 pamphlets (but not beyond 30 June 2024).
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