It’s Saturday, so it’s time to slow down for a bit and read this week’s guest feature. Today we have pieces from regular GANTOB correspondents, Christine and Skellbert’s Pickles. Their contributions, which were written after receiving the Muted Postal Horn pamphlet, are written on green tea slips with a GANTOB pencil. If you would like to feature in a future guest slot, you know what to do.

Thanks very much to Christine and SP!